We Don't Like You Either
2000 Miles
500 miles into nowhere
500 miles for what
Is there something better if I go that far
What's my reward for being strung along
Always travel the roads ahead
With out questioning or wondering
Where are we headed
What will tomorrow bring
What makes you think that it will be better
1000 miles away
1000 miles are worth nothing
Why did I come so far
Take me back or make it worth something
Always travel the roads ahead
With out questioning or wondering
Where are we headed
What will tomorrow bring
What makes you think that it will be better
2000 miles I've come
2000 miles I've seen
And through it all I still don't know
What it takes to be happy
Always travel the roads ahead
With out questioning or wondering
Where are we headed
What will tomorrow bring
What makes you think that it will be better
Futility, futility
No matter how hard we try its still for nothing
Futility, futility
I want to fight it
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Credibility Vs Cash
Credibility vs cash that's what it comes down to
What does it mean to you?
Credibility will bring respect but that won't pay the bills
It won't do shit when you're 40 years over the hill
They say you can't buy happiness but I'll give it a try
I'm willing to sell my soul
I'll give up control
I'll write happy songs
So you can sing along
Yeah!
I'll do a Pepsi commercial in a prime-time spot
And I'll pretend I'm something that I'm not
I'm gonna sellout, other punks will hate me
I'm gonna sellout, I'll give up my credibility
I'm gonna sellout, for a couple extra bucks
I'm gonna sellout, cause being poor really sucks
I'll play in stadiums
And have lots of friends
I'll go on MTV
Hang with Carson Daily
Yeah!
Teenyboppers will love me why no one knows
I'll have my own stalker and wear designer clothes
I may not be doing what I want to do
But I'll be making more money than you
And that's all that matters to me
That's what gonna count in the end
So I'm going to give up cause it's not worth it
I'm gonna sellout cause ideals aren't worth shit
I'm gonna sellout, other punks will hate me
I'm gonna sellout, I'll give up my credibility
I'm gonna sellout, for a couple extra bucks
I'm gonna sellout, cause being poor really sucks
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Dumb Teens
Well dammit
Why can't I stand it
Been in trouble before
Seen hell through the open door
Jumped in and felt the moment
Then guilt returned and stole it
Go home and close my eyes
Wish for a new life
But I messed up and it's all I can do
To come back and apologize to you
I know that I should think
Before the drive and the drink
But we get caught in the moment
We don't care what we stole and
When everything splits in two
We wonder what the hell made us do
Some of those stupid things
Well I guess its cause we're dumb teens
When I feel all alone
Run away and find someone to bone
Then that bitch is pregnant
Can't keep my life stagnant
I got the whole world ahead of me
Go home and close my eyes
Wish for a new life
But I messed up and it's all I can do
To come back and apologize to you
I know that I should think
Before the drive and the drink
But we get caught in the moment
We don't care what we stole and
When everything splits in two
We wonder what the hell made us do
Some of those stupid things
Well I guess its cause we're dumb teens
I know that I should think
Before the drive and the drink
But we get caught in the moment
We don't care what we stole and
When everything splits in two
We wonder what the hell made us do
Some of those stupid things
Well I guess its cause we're dumb teens
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The Ganja Song
Random ad-lib lyrics
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Burning Bridges
I wish you would realize that I'm not your friend
I might have been once but that had to end
I couldn't listen to anymore lies
You don't understand we see through your disguise
I won't listen to what you say
The real world always gets in your way
It proves that your stories aren't true
Shut the fuck up bitch I'm not listening to you
I wish you wouldn't tell me that cousin's dead
That your mom stabs you and you got shot in the leg
That your dad going blind (but he seems just fine)
And that you're moving to Chile
And why do you tell me you're in Iowa
When you just called me from your home number
Then you say you're in a band
But your drummer died over the weekend
I don't know what you're thinking
But you sure as hell won't get my pity
I won't listen to what you say
The real world always gets in your way
It proves that your stories aren't true
Shut the fuck up bitch I'm not listening to you
I won't listen anymore
I'm burning our bridge and you're out of my door
I wish you would shut up you've got nothing to say
You're filled with bullshit and I think its kinda gay
Maybe someday you'll regret what you said
Maybe then it'll sink in your head
Life's pretty lonely when you've got no friends
Lets see how happy you are in the end
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Emo Sucks
Once upon a time emo was cool but then I realized it sucked
It's just a bunch of whiny bitches whose girlfriends fucked them up
And I don't care if she broke your heart or your mom didn't give you a hug
Cause what it all comes down to when push comes to shove
Emo sucks!
That's all I've got to say
Emo sucks!
Please make it go away
Emo sucks!
Fuck yeah emo really sucks
What's the matter emo boy did she break your heart some more?
So you sit in your room and cry your eyes out on the floor
And write sweet songs with your acoustic guitar
To bad no one ever told you
Emo sucks!
That's all I've got to say
Emo sucks!
Please make it go away
Emo sucks!
Fuck yeah emo really sucks
Normally I wouldn't care if other music sucked
But lately I've noticed emo's killing punk
Don't get me wrong feelings aren't all bad
But the rebellions gone and its making me mad
Emo sucks!
That's all I've got to say
Emo sucks!
Please make it go away
Emo sucks!
Fuck yeah emo really sucks
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I Need A Life
My friends said they'd call today
Guess they forgot but that's okay
I'll watch some soaps and old talk shows
Jerry has some trash who gets real stoned
The phone rings but the number was wrong
I turn off the TV cause there's nothing on
Well I need a life
It's been three days since I went outside
Masturbation's getting old
I need a girlfriend but I'm not that bold
My friends have started to ignore me
I don't talk to them cause I watch TV
Well I need a life
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
I'm bored out of my mind
If anybody asks I tell them I'm fine
Nobody's talking to me
I'm heady towards early senility
Maybe I should see a shrink
Some Prozac might be just the thing
Well I need a life
It's been three days since I went outside
Masturbation's getting old
I need a girlfriend but I'm not that bold
My friends have started to ignore me
I don't talk to them cause I watch TV
Well I need a life
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
Well I need a life
It's been three days since I went outside
Masturbation's getting old
I need a girlfriend but I'm not that bold
My friends have started to ignore me
I don't talk to them cause I watch TV
Well I need a life
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
I've got nothing to do on Friday night
Well I really need a life
I've got nothing to do most every night
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One More Day
Someday I'll look back to where I am now
And I'll want to get back there somehow
Cause when you're old and about to go
You need satisfaction and closure
One more day, to make things turn out right
To lose any doubts and run into the night
To say the things that I should have long ago
And tie the lose ends I've left on along the road
I've got the time ahead of me
But I've also got a lot behind
And I can't help but wonder
How much did I waste,
Fucking around and jacking off?
I get the feeling that's not good enough
One more day, to make things turn out right
To lose any doubts and run into the night
To say the things that I should have long ago
And tie the lose ends I've left on along the road
One more day, to make things turn out right
To lose any doubts and run into the night
To say the things that I should have long ago
And tie the lose ends I've left on along the road
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Too Much Coke
What do you do when the world is watching you?
What do you say when you wake up and hey?
People are watching they're searching they're finding
People are waiting they're watching for you
They're watching for you and you know that it's true
Cause you're paranoid yeah you're paranoid
Paranoia, Paranoia how do you know that you'll wake up in the morning
Cause when they're after you everything is a crime
Cause when they're after you, you have to bide your time
Too fight back
You run and you hide but there's no place to go
Wherever you evade they will follow
They're in the trees they're in the air
They're watching you from everywhere
Cause you're paranoid yeah you're paranoid
Paranoia, Paranoia how do you know that you'll wake up in the morning
Cause when they're after you everything is a crime
Cause when they're after you, you have to bide your time
Too fight back
You know that they're there but how can you convince
The rest of the world that life is down in print
But what ever you do just don't look behind
Or else you might see that it's all in your mind
Cause you're paranoid yeah you're paranoid
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Billy
Billy's got a crooked cock
He likes to beat it in a sock
Billy's got a crooked dick
He's got no way to get it fixed
Billy asked his mom about his dick
He said why does it look like a broken stick
She the only answer to be had
Is that you got it from your dad
Billy goes to the mall everyday
And chases all the girls away
He shows them all his crooked dick
The run and scream, Oh he's so sick!
Billy's got a crooked cock
He likes to beat it in a sock
Billy's got a crooked dick
He's got no way to get it fixed
He made a picture of his dick
And sent it to a girl he wants to stick
We don't know what was going through his head
But if he shows it to me he'll be dead
Then he jacked off on tape
It looked like a hairless gerbil being raped
Billy your cock is really deranged
Your hairless sack looks sort of strange
Billy's got a crooked cock
He likes to beat it in a sock
Billy's got a crooked dick
He's got no way to get it fixed
Cause Billy's is so small
Yeah his crooked dick is so shriveled
Its not hairy but it's so scary
I wish I didn't have to think about it
His crooked cock
Billy has a crooked cock
Billy has one testicle
Maybe one of these days he'll get it straight
Maybe one of these days he won't masturbate
Maybe one of these days he won't cum in a sock
Maybe one of these days he'll have a normal cock
Maybe someday he'll have a normal cock!
